Guyabeetus - Unisex T-Shirt golf THAT'S TWO DOLLARS

THAT'S TWO DOLLARS

Setting the lowest bar for happiness and still clearing it is honestly revolutionary

A small blue horizontally striped "ICS" logo sits at the bottom

standing behind a massive steak platter

White square mimics a periodic table element box

Guyabeetus - Unisex T-Shirt golf THAT'S TWO DOLLARSFlavortown's last stop is a Liberty Medical commercial, and everybody at the buffet already knows it. Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot. The Details: Posterized photographic portrait depicts a Wilford Brimley and Guy Fieri mashup figure with spiky bleached hair, sunglasses, a thick mustache, and a black bowling shirt with red and yellow flame graphics. Bold white uppercase sans serif text across