United Citizen Federation - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy a vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts

a vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts jagged mountain peaks flanked by evergreen pine trees

Dual-wielding pints is the only martial art where the belt system is measured in ABV

Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel legally binding

The word "please" is just there so nobody can technically call you rude while you refuse to participate in civilization

Bowling averages are way up

United Citizen Federation - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy a vintage hand-drawn illustration depictsCitizenship requires federal service, which sounds reasonable until the recruiting office is staffed by amputees who still think it was worth it. Nothing says propaganda like a logo designed to make fascism feel like a semester abroad. Inspired by Starship Troopers. The Details: Distressed white circular emblem depicts the United Citizen Federation insignia, a stylized bird of prey gripping a globe with wings spread upward. Bold white text reads