You're Killin' Me, Smalls! - Women's T-Shirt blackwell Choosing fried potatoes over human

Choosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century

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You're Killin' Me, Smalls! - Women's T-Shirt blackwell Choosing fried potatoes over humanHam Porter's exasperated sigh carries more emotional weight than most Oscar speeches, and he deployed it over a kid not knowing what a s'more is. Cluelessness that profound deserves its own vintage jersey font. Inspired by The Sandlot. The Details: Distressed white serif text in a bold western style reads "YOU'RE KILLIN' ME, SMALLS!" with a weathered, sun faded texture throughout. A vintage baseball swoosh tail decoration in matching distressed white